What is the relation between Santa and sex? Very little as far as I can see. Yet there seem to be dozens of songs, tv shows, commercials, jokes, etc. that link the two together (and it seems to be increasing each year). Why? Is it because he leaves us presents, and sex is the best way we can think of how to repay him (does that make us prostitues). Is it perhaps some fantasy about sleeping with an old, fat guy with a beard (like an electra complex). Is it because families are close during the holiday season and so husbands (represented by santa) and wives get frisky around the time? Personally, it all seems a little unseemly to me. I mean who's next, the tooth fairy? The Easter bunny?